When I got home last
night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive....so, I took her
to a gas station.....
And then the fight started....
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept
staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby
table.
My wife asked,' Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I
understand she took to
drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't
been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that
long?'
